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    • The Funniest Tweets In Reaction To Snooki’s Pregnancy

    Today it was revealed after much speculation that Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizi is indeed pregnant with child. This would normally be the part of this story where I’d insert some joke about a meatball within a meatball.

    But instead of dealing with me and my shitty puns, why not find out how comedians reacted to the news that America’s favorite pink-trimmed Escalade driving dwarf figured out how to procreate.

    Snookie is pregnant? This calls for a fist pump, within the first trimester.
    February 29, 2012 1:29 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
    @anthonyjeselnik
    Anthony Jeselnik
    Snooki is pregnant with my child. We were in the same hot tub last spring & I farted :(
    February 29, 2012 12:18 pm via Tweetbot for iOSReplyRetweetFavorite
    @robdelaney
    rob delaney
    I kid, I wish Snooki a happy and healthy new reality show.#congratulations
    February 29, 2012 2:03 pm via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite
    @RonFunches
    Ronald Funches
    Snooki is preg preg & I smell a new reality show: Hot Tub Day Care.
    February 29, 2012 2:00 pm via TweetCaster for AndroidReplyRetweetFavorite
    @chucknicecomic
    Chuck Nice
    Snooki's kid is going to lose every "Yo Mama is so...." battle. #edit #snooki
    March 1, 2012 12:11 am via TweetDeckReplyRetweetFavorite
    @JohnHeffron
    John Heffron Comic
    Snooki's pregnant? In that case, see me @ #NYC 3/23. Code TODDB saves $5! http://t.co/IrzNkQbM
    February 29, 2012 1:37 pm via UberSocial for BlackBerryReplyRetweetFavorite
    @toddbarry
    Todd Barry
    Snooki's pregnant? I thought she just spawned little Snooki's if you got her wet or fed her after midnight.
    February 29, 2012 1:31 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
    @RoryAlbanese
    Rory Albanese
    Let's all congratulate Snooki for finding a male that was willing to have unprotected sex with her.
    February 29, 2012 1:01 pm via webReplyRetweetFavorite
    @JohnFugelsang
    John Fugelsang

    Aqua Teen Hunger Force Creative Team Making New Show For FX

    The FX animation domination train keeps a-running. It doesn’t matter what kinda jokes are told, as long as they are funny.

    The network announced a they’ve teamed up with Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Matt Maiellaro and newcomer Grant Dekernionto to create a new animated series about man recently released from prison.

    The show is untitled at the moment but a with this pedigree we’re hoping it continues in the tradition of great animated comedy on the network. The last time FX recruited [adult swim] players they ended up with the criminally hilarious Archer which was just renewed for a 4th season.

    A Supercut Of Billy Crystal Bombing At The Oscars

    We’ve had a day or two to decompress from the Academy Awards (TweetRoast 4 lyfe!). Billy Crystal was the evening’s host and the general consensus around the TLB offices were though we like Crystal the show’s pendulum tried to go really young and hip last year and then swung too far in the opposite direction towards the old this time around.

    The folks over at Jest decided to put together this super cut of people reacting minimally to Crystal’s jokes.

    Oh how we stopped worrying and learn to love the bomb.

    Aziz Ansari’s “Buried Alive” Tour Pre-Sale Begins Today!

    Today, the pre-sale for Aziz Ansari’s big spring tour will kick off today at 10am (local time). Ansari has called the tour Buried Alive! and will be a completely new hour of stand-up. So time to log onto his website and get out to for the tour, which starts in April in NJ.

    Hi this is Aziz. Here are tickets for my brand new standup tour Buried Alive. It’s all new material that wasn’t on my old Comedy Central special or my last tour Dangerously Delicious. I was able to get a very limited number of fan presale tickets per show so please grab them asap if you want good seats with minimal fees. Once the presale tickets are gone, you can still buy regular tickets on here as well. Also please don’t buy tickets for this show and try to use them to sneak into an Usher concert, that will NOT work. [Aziz Is Bored]

    If you do not get tickets from the pre-sale, they will go on sale for the public this Friday at 10am (local time). Read the rest of this entry

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