25 Captions of Christmas: December 19th, enter to win "An Idiot Abroad," Patton Oswalt, and Weird Al prizes
 

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  • 25 Captions of Christmas: December 19th, enter to win “An Idiot Abroad,” Patton Oswalt, and Weird Al prizes

    25 Captions of Christmas - RedFor 25 Captions of Christmas we’ll be offering up some sweet comedy prizes that you can win with just a snarky comments. Prizes will include autographed books, DVDs, CDs, TV shows and the like that are all from funny people. Every morning we will post a photo for you to caption, you enter by leaving your caption in the comments. Funniest comment wins a prize daily.

    You get the chance to win every day for 25 days. Here’s our running list of items that you can win.

    TODAY’S PRIZES
    Today’s prize is the first season of the hilarious Ricky Gervais/Stephen Merchant show, An Idiot Abroad on DVD as well as the latest stand-up special by Patton Oswalt. We’ll also toss in a “Weird Al” Yankovic Alpocalypse live tour Blu-Ray.

    Day 19 is upon us, let’s get to the captioning.

    25 Captions of Christmas - Day 19

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    Comments

    Iamthedriving
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    Disabled people are about as useless as a pair of ice skates for a disabled person.

    dacaplan
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    I’m actually a size 10 and a half.

    #Hashtag was Robbed
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    It’s funny because cripples don’t celebrate Christmas because they are not people; they’re cripples!

    † Y L E R
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    I thought I told you rollerskates. Ice skates make my feet numb.

    Marko Woloshyn
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    ‘she won’t be stealing anyone’s medication anymore…’

    Marko Woloshyn
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    ‘now get over here and trim my eyebrows’

    Marko Woloshyn
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    ‘good luck with your proSKATE cancer!”

    Marko Woloshyn
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    “joke’s on you, I got your roommate with cerebral palsy a theremin for christmas”

    Marko Woloshyn
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    ‘joke’s on you, i got your roommate with alzheimer’s a joke-a-day calendar for christmas’

    HaydukeLives!
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    “Any chance you got a receipt?”

    † Y L E R
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    “You’ve been making the same shitty Nancy Kerrigan joke since the 1994 U.S. Figure Skating Championships.”

    What do you think?