25 Captions of Christmas, December 5th: Enter to win a Denis Leary prize pack
 

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  • 25 Captions of Christmas: December 5th, Enter to win a Denis Leary prize pack

    For 25 Captions of Christmas we’ll be offering up some sweet comedy prizes that you can win with just a snarky comments. Prizes will include autographed books, DVDs, CDs, TV shows and the like that are all from funny people. Every morning we will post a photo for you to caption, you enter by leaving your caption in the comments. Funniest comment wins a prize daily.

    Boom! Simple! You get the chance to win every day for 25 days. Here’s our running list of items that you can win.

    Up for grabs today is a Denis Leary prize pack which includes a copy of his new book Merry F*#in Christmas. Denis also opened up the vaults to his webstore to tack on a mug, ornament, and t-shirt to make the prize pack complete. We’d also be remiss if we didn’t mention that sales from both Denis’s book and webstore will benefit The Leary Firefighters Foundation. So if you don’t win, get buying to help out firefighters.

    Time for some captioning. Day 5 is upon us!

    Caption this. Best one wins the prize.

    FROM AROUND THE WEB

    Comments

    Iamthedriving
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    2002 Sophomore Class Photo – North Pole High School

    richard
    Reply

    We wish you a depressed and angry Christmas

    Rick Pearce
    Reply

    I can’t wait to go home and cut myself.

    Christopher Sugar
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    Bath salts, Faygo, and Manic Panic hair dye should just about cover this brood.

    SoMisled
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    Gosh Grandma,here’s your picture bit I HAD to cut in line to see Santa..;(

    Kevin McIntyre
    Reply

    Take us off the naughty list or we’ll cut!

    Zach Gzehoviak
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    “These kids don’t even want anything!” – Santa

    “What’s the band called again?… Dop? Dope?” -Santa

    “So we were hanging out at Hot Topic and figured it’d be super ironic to get a picture with Santa.”

    Iamthedriving
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    “Wrapping presents is easy when your paper, ribbons and tape all cut themselves for you.”

    Jimmy Meeg
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    - All the Christmas cards in the world couldn’t un-disappoint their parents

    – Taking this picture must have been really hard for these kids. Did I say picture? I meant High School

    – Hipster Wilford Brimley and the Forlorn Five would like to wish all their fans a Merry Christmas

    – I mean… We were already in the mall

    TheLaughButton
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    I have to upvote this one simply for calling santa “hipster Wilford Brimley”

    Eric
    Reply

    That’s one fine mango.

    Jesse Palestine
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    I can’t wait to go home and jerk off with barbed wire

    Christopher Sugar
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    “One of these things, is not like the others; one of these things just doesn’t belong”

    Iamthedriving
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    “And what do you bo… gir… nouns want for Christmas?”

    Zach Gzehoviak
    Reply

    “Santa, we just want our dads back”

    Marko Woloshyn
    Reply

    …he probably knows tim burton or whatever

    Marko Woloshyn
    Reply

    *five minutes prior “so this is where we meet satan?!”

    What do you think?