The best jokes from the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco

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  • The best jokes from the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco

    Natasha Leggero
    “The room is buzzing tonight. And not just the flies from Aziz’s family.”

    “Jonah was raised in Hollywood. And you can tell, he’s a name dropper with big tits and an eating disorder.”

    “Andy, I’m looking forward to the sad acoustic version of “Dick In A Box” at Lorne Michaels’ funeral.”

    “Jonah, I loved you as a baseball analyst in “Moneyball” and I love you as Rosie O’Donnell in real life”

    “Kim Kardashian is here, oh that’s Aziz, sorry. I get them confused because they’re both brown narcissists that ride Kanye’s dick.”

    “I first was wondering why James would do this roast. Then I saw Spring Breakers and I was like ‘Oh, he’ll do anything.'”

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    This is like someone trying to remember the jokes

    You got them all wrong. Don’t put quotation marks if you’re just gonna fu I up the jokes. Samberg called Jeff Ross a melting hippo. Not a melting donkey. Males no sense as a do key. But funny as hell as a hippo if you as how Jeff Ross looked that night. ucking retard.

    What do you think?