Welcome to the Eight Lists Of Hanukkah. Each night of the holiday, comedian Jon Fisch will post a list of things he knows to be true about the being Jewish this time of year.

Thinking back, the givers of these Hanukkah gifts are glad I didn’t have a voodoo doll because I would have used it on them. But cut to present time Jon Fisch: always thinking the music is too loud, not seeing the point in ordering a pitcher of beer anymore, and going to bed early in order to sleep in late: the following previously anger inducing items seem appealing as a gift in my triple b’ar mitzvah year.

8 Gifts I Didn’t Like As A Kid But Wouldn’t Mind Now

1. Slippers
2. Gift Card
3. Books
4. Luggage
5. Tea
6. Blanket
7. Cufflink case
8. Monogrammed Handkerchief

Jon Fisch is host of the widely popular podcast: In the Tank. He’s appeared on Last Comic Standing and featured in Maxim Magazine. Jon will headline A Very Jewish Christmas on December 24th at Gotham Comedy Club in NY.