The best comedian reactions to the DOMA rulings
With the Supreme Court overturning the federal Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) and rejecting an appeal of a California gay marriage ban (Prop 8) earlier today, it’s been a banner day for the LGBT community.
The only people more jubilant were comedians and with every major news story they took to Twitter for their takes on the rulings. Here are some of our favorite reactions
— Ted Alexandro (@tedalexandro) June 26, 2013
Okay. Gay marriage legal in CA, Texas Republicans look like dicks. Twitter vacation resumed! See you on the 7th.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) June 26, 2013
— Tom Papa (@tompapa) June 26, 2013
As we celebrate today, let's spare a warm thought for our opponents, who have lost absolutely nothing. #DOMA
— Dave Holmes (@DaveHolmes) June 26, 2013
If I walk by a chapel in the next month and don’t see Bert and Ernie walking out holding hands, then today was for nothing. — Mike Lawrence (@TheMikeLawrence) June 26, 2013
SCOTUS: “Have you guys seen these Godfather movies? Soooo good!!!” EVERYBODY ELSE: “Yeah, no shit, where have YOU been?!” — Jonah Ray (@jonahray) June 26, 2013
Any straight person complaining about the Supreme Court striking down DOMA should be forced to hire a heterosexual wedding planner. — Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) June 26, 2013
I'm so happy the Supreme Court struck down that piece of shit Defense of Marriage Act. Some citizens still have to fight to be treated well.
— Jim Norton (@JimNorton) June 26, 2013
Worth mentioning that all 4 Supreme Court Justices who voted to protect DOMA are men in long black dresses. — John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) June 26, 2013
DOMA’s been ruled unconstitutional! Now we just need SCOTUS to make weddings without open bars unconstitutional. — CC:Indecision (@indecision) June 26, 2013
Everyone at the Westboro Baptist Church just had a synchronized rage shit.— Holy Taco (@holytaco) June 26, 2013
I think if a gay couple wants to get married, they should really think about that. And im not afraid to say it.— Michael Che (@CheThinks) June 26, 2013
— Jamie Kennedy (@JamieKennedy) June 26, 2013
— Brad Williams (@funnybrad) June 26, 2013
Woke up, read about #DOMA, looked at the dog with a tear in my eye and said "Someday, buddy. Someday our time will come."
— Craig Mahoney (@CraigMahoney) June 26, 2013
I was kind of hoping the Supreme Court would just strike down marriage in general. #DOMA
— Brad Wollack (@BradWollack) June 26, 2013
— Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) June 26, 2013
DOMA and Prop 8 should get married.
— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers) June 26, 2013
Going to gay marry my wife today.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 26, 2013