Heard any good political jokes lately? Oh we’re sure you have. In times of simultaneous joy and sadness such as this we often find ourselves laughing about things because, well it makes life easier sometimes.
Last night Twitter EXPLODED last because of President Obama’s announcement that Osama Bin Laden was dead. Everyone had something to say, so in the attempt to become part of the news cycle of one of the biggest pieces of news in the last decade (and for the desire to not talk about the Royal Wedding) here are comedian’s reactions to the news of the death of public enemy #1.
Adam Carolla
Now that Bin Laden's been put in the ground we can turn our full attention to hunting down the maniac who invented Passion Fruit Iced Tea Amy Schumer
Aziz Ansari
Does anyone know what ended up happening on Celebrity Apprentice last night? Brian Posehn
Anyone else beating off to the song "America, Fuck Yeah!"? Chris D’Elia
"He wants to see my birth certificate? Hmmm... And when does "The Apprentice" air? On Sundays? ...I have a better idea." -- Obama last week. David Alan Grier
Breaking News: Donald Trump buys former Ben Laden hide out n plans to build a Trump hotel n spa n Pakistan Denis Leary
Osama Bin Laden dead. As is the Red Sox bullpen. Eddie Ifft
I hope we find out tomorrow that after the Navy seal shot Osama he said something like Git-R-Done. Eugene Mirman
I wonder if they're not releasing the photos of #Osama because there's a 2% chance they accidentally killed the lead singer of a jam band? Jon Fish
"who?" - reaction from bush #fb Lisa Lampanelli
Osama Bin Laden is killed! Now that this goat-fucker is dead, can they please stop finger-banging me at the airport?! #legalrape Michael Ian Black
"Women's volleyball popularity growing." Top story this morning on Foxsnews.com Mike Epps
Bin Ladin last words were,that dirty bitch!!! Mike Birbiglia
I'm not saying Fox News is downplaying this but they're running episodes of the Arsenio Hall Show. Myq Kaplan
obama got osama. everyone is happy except for the tea party, which is mad that there is nothing to be mad about. #winwinwin Nate Bargatze
It is pretty awkard in my cab right now Natasha Leggero
Why couldn't they have killed Osama Bin Laden the day before the royal wedding? Ralphie May
Bin Laden was given a choice shoot out with the seals or watch Water for Elephants. He chose the easy way out. 
