Time to put on the fireproof clothing because the Roastmaster General himself Jeff Ross is about to set out on a tour, roasting America. The month-long Jeff Ross Roasts America Tour kicks off this week, bringing Ross and his trademark burns to all parts of North America.

Ross will stop off in Canada for a few dates as he’s loved up North. He shares a mutual affection for the country as he recently Some of the dates stop off in Canada and the last time Ross was in Canada, this video below happened… no one is safe.

Jeff Ross Roasts America Tour Dates (tickets)
1/18/12 – Portland, OR: Aladdin Theater
1/19/12 – Seattle, WA: Neptune Theatre
1/28/12 – San Diego, CA: House of Blues
1/29/12 – Dallas, TX: House of Blues
2/02/12 – Milwaukee, WI: Pabst Theatre
2/03/12 – Madison, WI: Barrymore Theatre
2/04/12 – Minneapolis, MN: Varsity Theatre
2/10/12 – Winnipeg, MB: Burton Cummings Theatre
2/11/12 – Toronto, ON: Queen Elizabeth Theatre
2/12/12 – Ottowa, ON: National Arts Centre Theatre
2/16/12 – Calgary, AB: McEwan Hall
2/17/12 – Edmonton, AB: Myer Horowitz Theatre
2/18/12 – Vancouver, BC: Vogue Theatre
2/23/12 – Charlotte, NC: The Fillmore Charlotte
2/25/12 – Silver Springs, MD: The Fillmore Silver Springs
3/01/12 – Tampa, FL: Ferguson Hall
3/16/12 – Las Vegas, NV: House of Blues