The thing is, I don’t think he’s actually on skates so right off the bat Daniel Tosh is a friggin’ liar! Thanks buddy!

This Friday, July 22nd the Tosh Tour On Ice tour will kick off in Boston, MA. The great thing about this tour is it’s long, nearly 2 months and he doesn’t seem to be pulling into our neck of the NYC woods. Daniel, what you got against New York? The tour will hopefully feature material from his latest album Happy Thoughts [TLB Review] because, let’s face it, we all need more jokes about diarrhea in our lives.

TOSH TOUR ON ICE DATES
7.22 – Boston, MA: Citi Wang Theatre
7.23 – Atlantic City, NJ: Borgata Event Center
7.24 – Uncasville, CT: Mohegan Sun
7.25 – Reading, PA: Eagle Theater at Sovereign Center
7.26 – Hamilton, ON: Hamilton Place Theatre
7.27 – London, ON: Centennial Hall
7.28 – Kitchner, ON: Centre in the Square
7.29 – Montreal, QC: Maisonneuve
7.30 – Toronto, ON: Massey Hall
7.31 – Columbus, OH: Veterans Auditorium
8.2 – Thunder Bay, ON: Community Auditorium
8.3 – Duluth, MN: Duluth Ent. Convention Center
8.4 – Fargo, ND: Civic Center Theatre
8.5 – Winnipeg, Manitoba: Concert Hall
8.6 – Saskatoon, SK – TCU Theatre
8.7 – Calgary, AB: Jack Singer
8.8 – Edmonton, AB: Winspear Auditorium
8.10 – Billings, MT: Alberta Bair Theatre
8.11 – Missoula, MT: University Theatre
8.12 – Kennewick, WA: Toyota Center
8.13 – Vancouver, BC: Orpheum Theatre
8.14 – Bellingham, WA: Mt. Baker Theatre
8.15 – Tacoma, WA: Temple Theatre
8.16 – Salem, OR: Historic Elsinore Theatre
8.17 – Sacramento, CA: Memorial Auditorium
8.18 – San Jose, CA: San Jose Center for Arts
8.19 – Fresno, CA: William Saroyan Aud.
8.20 – San Diego, CA: Copley Symphony Hall
8.21 – Anaheim, CA: Theater @ the Honda Center