Sara Silverman is offering to have sex acts with a 78 year old man. The only catch is that he needs to fork over 100 million dollars first. Casino man, which we’re sure is something like a piano man, Sheldon Adelson pledged to give away 100 million of his own dollars to the Mitt Romney campaign in an effort to defeat President Barrack Obama in the forthcoming election.

But not if Silverman has her way. She’s helped launch the website www.scissorsheldon.com with a video that directly calls out Adelson, offering to give him sexual favors in exchange for him to donate his millions to Obama’s campaign instead.

What sexual favors you ask? Some scissoring… in bikini bottoms… to fruition. All very exciting things for a 78 year old man.

The clip then ends with Silverman, clad in a bikini trying to demonstrate the act with her dog.