• NY Magazine wrote a story about why comedians were afraid of Patrice O’Neal. [NY Magazine]
• Want to hear Sacha Baron Cohen out of character talking to Howard stern? [Youtube]
• The Tempe Improve is closing after 20 years of business. The couldn’t compete with a new club. [AZ Central]
• The 10 Most satisfying case of hecklers getting destroyed. [Cracked]
• It’s upfront time for TV shows, here’s what NBC, CBS, ABC, and FOX are doing with your favorite and not so favorite comedies.

IN THEATERS
The Dictator
Mansome

IN STORES
Father of the Bride: 20th Anniversary Edition -Two Movie Collection (Three-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo)Father of the Bride: 20th Anniversary Edition [Blu-ray/DVD Combo]
Bringing Down the House: 10th Anniversary Edition [Blu-ray]
Chris Maddock Point of Entry [CD]
Gone Fishin’ [Blu-ray]
Holy Man [Blu-ray]
Mr. Wrong [Blu-ray]
One For the Money [DVD]
One for the Money [Blu-ray]
A Live At Central Park [CD/DVD]
Tenacious D Rize Of The Fenix [CD]

ON TELEVISION
Monday, May 14th
Johnny Carson: American Master premiers on PBS
Tenacious D on Late Night with David Letterman
Artie Lange on Last Call with Carson Daly
Craig Ferguson, Brody Stevens, Sarah Colonna, Josh Wolf on Chelsea Lately
Chelsea Handler, Billy Eichner on Conan

Tuesday, May 15th
Wanda Sykes on The Tonight Show
Nick DiPaolo, Tenacious D on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Moshe Kasher, Arden Myrin, Brad Wollack on Chelsea Lately
Bill Mahr and Hannibal Buress on Conan

Wednesday, May 16th
Joel McHale on The Tonight Show
Judah Friedlander on Last Call with Carson Daly
Dan Levy, Fortune Feimster, T.J. Miller on Chelsea Lately
Marc Maron on Conan

Thursday, May 17th
Conan O’Brien on Late Show with David Letterman
Arsenio Hall on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Natasha Leggero, April Richardson, Ross Mathews on Chelsea Lately

Friday, May 18th
Sacha Baron Cohen on Late Show with David Letterman
Tenacious D on The Tonight Show
Chris Franjola, Loni Love, Greg Fitzsimmons on Chelsea Lately
Na’im Lynn: The Half Hour premieres on Comedy Central
Neal Brennan: The Half Hour premieres on Comedy Central

Saturday, May 19th
Mick Jagger (host/musical guest) on Saturday Night Live

Sunday, May 20th
The Eric Andre Show premieres on [adult swim] Hannibal Buress: Animal Furnace premieres on Comedy Central