Guess Conan won’t be visiting Newark anytime soon

Yesterday, we brought you news of the mayor of Newark, New Jersey placing Conan O'Brien on Newark Airport's no-fly list. Didn't you hear that Conan just hit his head, Mayor Cory Booker? Leave Conan alone (still a relevant reference)! But why am I defending Conan? Dude is more than capable of sticking it to Newark […]

Play South Park mega millions

You love South Park and you love games, and now you can enjoy both while you drive or perform neurosurgery with an all new South Park game for your mobile device. In South Park Mega Millions you get to control Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny as you help the boys survive a demented Japanese game […]

The Daily Show: we’re Crabs in the Earth’s pubes

We're fucked. You know that, right? After centuries of taking our daddy issues out on the Earth, we're going to run out of fuel, global warming is going to flood all our cities and the volcanoes are going to rise up and steal all the good manufacturing jobs. None of that's news. But if you […]