The 12 Days of Burgundy, Day 12: It’s an Anchorman 2 dressing infographic!
December 17, 2013 Bram Teitelman Features, Movies
On the 12th day of Burgundy, Will Ferrell gave to me, an infographic for Ron Burgundy! The countdown to the much anticipated debut of Anchorman: The Legend Continues is getting closer, and it seems that all of pop-culture is overflowing with the antics of San Diego’s finest news team.
Anchorman: The Legend Continues will open wide on December 18th – that’s tomorrow! forget The 12 Days Of Christmas – We’re staying classy for The 12 Days of Burgundy!
Day 12 – Ron Dresses For Success
That’s right, your nine-year wait is coming to an end! Tomorrow, Anchorman: The Legend Continues takes America by storm. And while you can go anywhere to see it, if you have a Superticket from AMC, you can already see the movie! And since AMC wants you to be up on all things Ron, they’ve created this pretty awesome infographic that sums up some of Ron’s best attributes. Speedo, chest hair, Sex Panther, they’re all present and accounted for. There’s no reason you can’t pick up some of these things before catching the movie when it comes out tomorrow. We hope you’ve had a fun 12 Days of Burgundy, and we’ll see you at the concession stand!
Perhaps it’s just the spirit of the season, or maybe we’re also falling prey to Burgundy’s mysterious mind-control, but somehow Ron Burgundy has invaded The Laugh Button too. Who can blame us? He took HuffPo to task. He’s a proficient gamer. He’s performed a duet with Robin Thicke. He’s delivered the news in North Dakota. His appearance on The Dan Patrick Show made us all say, “Great Odin’s Raven!,” which will now also always remind us of Burgundy’s new scotchy scotchy scotch. Plus, 60% of the time, Ron’s techniques as a car pitchman work, every time! Not to mention how his interview with Eminem at the EMAs put us all into a glass case of emotion! His newscast on the Yahoo! Search Report of 2013 was so wise, like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair. And we can’t forget about Brick Tamland, who’s audition got us all to love lamp. But if you still find yourself wondering why it seems the whole world is seeing burgundy, you can check out Ron’s legendary new book, Let Me Off At The Top! But before you finally get away from the rock you live under to come and see how good Ron looks, just remember his number 1 tip for survival in the real world: Milk is a bad choice.
By now, you’re probably not even reading this. You’re either furiously printing out your tickets or are in line waiting for the movie, which opens tomorrow: You stay classy, Planet Earth.
