Alright, let’s not panic here! Cooler heads will prevail. Two weeks ago farmers announced there would be a global bacon shortage coming up. This was due to the hot summer/bad harvest to feed the animals and therefore smaller herds.
Luckily we have The Beards Of Comedy and Ron Swanson to help us out in this very difficult situation. The Beards decided to head out onto the streets of San Francisco and help us find alternative sources for meat with their video clip “What to eat when the pork runs out.”
In addition to finding new sources of meat, we also have Ron Swanson looking out for us by cutting this PSA with some pointers to get through the lean times. We already feel better.