Dan St. Germain’s new movie is very touching

Dan St. Germain might have just found the movie role that projects him into the stratosphere. His new flick, The Fluffer is a bold move and puts him on par with Mikey Rourke’s stellar performance in The Wrestler. A triumph I tell you, a triumph. I’m thinking Golden Globe and Academy Award… then after that, maybe Cable Ace Award or Blockbuster Entertainment Award.

…as an aside, I thought fluffers used a different part of their body to, um, “get the job done”?