Welcome to my Twitter reviews of the new season of Game Of Thrones. I had so much fun NOT watching The Walking Dead and reviewing it I decided to NOT watch this show too. I may be a nerd, but at least I’m a music nerd. On That Metal Show I get to interview my hard rock & heavy metal idols like Ace Frehley from Kiss and Geddy Lee from Rush. That’s like fans of this show meeting a Dungeon AND a Dragon. Possible spoilers ahead.
Season 4; Episode Six (original air date: May 11th) “The Laws of Gods and Men”
Had to cut short Mother’s Day with my mom yesterday so I could race home and not watch my favorite show!
On this week’s episode of Game Of Thrones: “Shea just went all V Stiviano on Tyrion,” “Tyrion is the freshest dwarf in da land” & “I’m pretty sure Peter Dinklage pimp-slapped Jack Nicholson out of the most memorable trial scene ever.”
That last comment may very well be true but let me know when Dinklage starts sitting courtside at Lakers games with A-list stink on his hang-low.
My favorite quote from the Tyrion speech I did not nor will I ever see: “Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores.” Bet he’s never tried to 4-hand special in the back of the LA Weekly. Now THAT’S relief.
All the geeks of dorkland rejoiced at his mighty performance:
“Let’s all raise a glass to Peter F*cking Dinklage!” Lowering a glass is probably more appropriate.
“It just got real with Tyrion. At first I hated him but now I like that little man. Kinda have a crush on his shortself.” Coincidentally, the same thing Nicole Kidman said before she started dating Tom Cruise. Was also before she became an alien.
“Peter Dinklage needs an Emmy.” Yeah that’s what he wants, a statue taller than him.
“Can we just give Peter Dinklage the Baddest Motherf*cker In Acting award and call it a day?” Yes, WE can. You stick to being a middle-aged man living at home downloading ‘GoT’ stickers.
“If I ever get arrested I’ll demand a trial by combat too.” You’re a dweeb of the highest order. What are you gonna be arrested doing? Driving recklessly on your Vespa?
“I never realized how amazing of an actor Peter Dinklage was.” More brilliant than you think. He’s actually 6’7”.
And my favorite: “Whoa, that was good. Tyrion is my nigga.” Game of Thrones… where “street” and “geek” collide.
One fan with absolutely nothing to live for other than this show commented: “Only fore episoads left. What I’m gona do during the rest of the year?” I don’t know? Learn English.
My friend Brad says he laughs at all these dorks living in a fantasy world and wasting their time. Then again, he Twitter trolls Corey Feldman & Kirk Cameron on a daily basis.