Fahim Amwahr thinks that dating is just pretending to be way richer than you are. Which sucks when women still don’t like you. Here’s his set from Conan last night where he discusses the importance of a parking spot, rudeness of women for no reason, and the real life rom-com scenario. Before becoming a comedian, Fahim Anwar was an aerospace engineer at Boeing. Going from physics to stand-up is a pretty obvious transition, don’t you think?