Yesterday, we brought you news of the mayor of Newark, New Jersey placing Conan O'Brien on Newark Airport's no-fly list. Didn't you hear that Conan just hit his head, Mayor Cory Booker? Leave Conan alone (still a relevant reference)! But why am I defending Conan? Dude is more than capable of sticking it to Newark by himself (well, with the help of his amazing writing staff).
Very good zings, Conan! Let me try my hand at zinging the already zung:
Mayor Cory Booker? More like Mayor Cory Booger! Newark, New Jersey? More like Needs-Work, New Jersey!
Yep, I know. I just nailed it so hard, I caused on earthquake on the eastern seaboard. I'm sorry, geologists!
UPDATE: So Conan jokingly banned Mayor Booker from Burbank Airport last night, and now Mayor Booker has a video retaliating.
Everyone is hungry for free publicity!