Comedian/actor/musician Jon Lajoie (The League) gets paid to publicly oppose marriage equality. He’s pretty much saying he’s a whore and will get paid for anything. So let’s watch the clip and watch Lejoie comparing same-sex marriage to everything from Global Warming, black Jesus, and bad dog behavior. There’s also a great shot at Chuck Norris because Lejois isn’t scared of all the rumors the internet has spread about Norris.