It feels like The Comedy Central Roast of Donald was just a little over month ago (because it was), but the network is already getting us ready for the next recipient when they announced today that Kid Rock will be the next celeb sitting in the chair.
I am sort of surprised that Kid Rock agreed to be roasted since he just had a new album that did pretty decently and just finished a nationwide tour, I figured he would pass up on being a roastee since it’s something you do towards the end of your career not the middle. Then again Larry the Cable Guy was roasted a few years ago and that guy is still one of the top grossing performers so what the hell do I know?
Even though the special is only scheduled to tape on August 14th, my guess is Comedy Central is going to try to push this one out as quickly as possible so people can forget about the Donald Trump Roast. Which although funny, is now tainted by the stink of Trump becoming the alpha “birther” in the media and unfortunate situation by The Situation.
The nice thing about Kid being roasted is that the man is rife with ridicule possibilities.
Possible Kid Rock Joke Topics:
- His name
- His appearance
- Him being a redneck
- Him being a white dude who acted black
- His relationship with Pamela Anderson
- His rap album
- His country albums
- His facial hair
- His arrest at a Waffle House
- This photo