Welcome to the Eight Lists Of Hanukkah. Each night of the holiday, comedian Jon Fisch will post a list of things he knows to be true about the being Jewish this time of year.
Hanukkah will never be Christmas. No matter how hard you try, no matter how much you wish, no matter what mind games you play on yourself. Let Hanukkah be Hanukkah and stop doing these ridiculous things to make it feel like Christmas.
8 Bad Attempts At Making Hanukkah Like Christmas
- Hanukkah socks instead of stockings
- Soymilk Eggnog
- Leaving Latkes out for Hanukkah Harry
- Pretending the reindeer are all Jewish
- Blue and white candy canes
- Saying “Merry Hanukkah”
- Blinged out dreidel
- Hanukkah Bush
Jon Fisch is host of the widely popular podcast: In the Tank. He’s appeared on Last Comic Standing and featured in Maxim Magazine. Jon will headline Gotham Comedy Club in NY on December 23rd and headlining A Very Jewish Christmas on December 24th.