The great Greg Giraldo (or Triple-G, as I've been calling him for the past five minutes) has a new DVD out today called Midlife Vices. It's very funny, but don't take my word for it. Just see for yourself in these DVD-exclusive clips. I know what you're thinking, "How can they be DVD-exclusives if I'm watching them on a blog? This blog doesn't even look like a DVD." But that's just what The Matrix wants you to think.