Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is a voice we so badly need right now. He doesn’t hold back, he speaks what he feels is the truth, and he (both metaphorically and sometimes physically) will poop on you. And that’s part of the charm. And every few years, Triumph comes back out of the blue and reminds us that there is nothing funnier than ridiculing his fellow-celebrities.
And now Funny or Die has decided to let Triumph to do what he does best and poop on celebrities once again with The Quarantine Squares. Hosted by Triumph, he is joined by Jason Alexander, Julie Bowen, Kenan Thompson, Susie Essman, Ken Jeong, Tom Arnold, James Carville, Anthony Scaramucci and Joey Fatone. As his announcer, he has enlisted Michael Winslow (who he also co-started with on The Jack and Triumph Show).
No word on whether or not we’re getting more, but we certainly do hope so. Let the jokes about Tom Arnold’s weight commence!