I wanna take this book behind the Middle School and get it pregnant

Tracy Morgan wrote a book! Awesome, I know. It's called I Am the New Black, and it's coming out next month. In the meantime, you can watch the book's trailer. You know which book didn't have a trailer? The Old Man and the Sea. Ergo, Tracy Morgan > Ernest Hemingway.

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Mike Birbiglia Will Set Your Town on Fire If He Needs To

During a Mike Birbiglia show at the Royal Oak Music Theater in Michigan, a stage light decided it didn't like being a stage light anymore, so it suicided itself and started a small fire. RIP, stage lamp. "The candle burned out long before, the legend ever will." Anyway, Mike Birbiglia does a great job handling […]

The Daily Show: we’re Crabs in the Earth’s pubes

We're fucked. You know that, right? After centuries of taking our daddy issues out on the Earth, we're going to run out of fuel, global warming is going to flood all our cities and the volcanoes are going to rise up and steal all the good manufacturing jobs. None of that's news. But if you […]