Our very metal friends at Metal Insider know a lot about rocking out damn hard, wailing guitar solos, and kicking ass but they actually know a few things about their comedy also.
They are currently running a contest with comedians and hosts of VH1 Classic’s That Metal Show Don Jamieson and Jim Florentine for the release of the pairs new comedy album, Terrorizing Telemarketers Volume 5.
The new album has the pair doing what they do best, messing with the poor saps stuck telemarketing all day.
To celebrate the albums release, we are doing a joint contest with Metal Insider to have you win a crank call of your very own from the guys or even get a chance to see them at their album release party.
If you want to win the “crank call prize” (sure let’s call it that) leave a comment below saying you want the call and we will select a winner.
They also have a pair of tickets to give away to the CD release party on Tuesday the 26th at Webster Hall in NYC. Jamieson’s acoustic death metal band Gunfire N’ Sodomy will be doing an appearance. If you want to score the tickets just leave a comment and let us know if your gunning for party.
If you don’t end up being one of our lucky winners just pick up a copy of Terrorizing Telemarketers Volume 5 at the Union Square Best Buy and you’ll get a wristband good for free admission to the show.
Without any further ado, here are Don Jamieson’s Top 10 Reasons To Attend the Release Party!
10. You can call Don “Wolverine” to his side-burned face.
9. All the chicks from the RED offices are coming and from what I hear…they’re pretty loose.
8. Jim and I will show you nude pics of Eddie Trunk.
7. You will help make the guy who gave us our record deal, guitar god Steve Vai, even richer.
6. You will get a copy of me and Jim’s awesome comedy CD, Terrorizing Telemarketers Vol. 5, which doubles as a great beer coaster.
5. We will all get drunk and call Eddie Trunk late at night with ridiculous “Stump The Trunk” questions.
4. The Yankees will be out of the playoffs and you’ll be in desperate need of a laugh.
3. Jim and I will sign your boobs (females only).
2. You will drink, listen to metal and hear filthy jokes instead of sitting home watching The Real Housewives with your ugly girlfriend.
1. You will get your face raped by my acoustic, death-metal band, Gunfire-N-Sodomy!