Hilary Clinton could be our next president of these United States, she could also be the next greatest Dungeon Master. That’s the lofty goal comedian Jared Logan has set. Just today, Logan has launched a Kickstarter campaign to raise $200,000 (Clinton’s public speaking fee) to get Clinton to speak to his Dungeons & Dragons club. Ideally, it would be great for Clinton to play in the game… but not as a monk. There is no room for that in this feudal-Europeon world.
What’s in it for you to donate to this campaign? Well, pride. First off. Also, a mere $5,000 donation gets you a sincere email, and for $100,000 you too can play in the game (no monks! You’ll be a gnome cleric). For more details, go to Logan’s Kickstarter campaign page here (because I can’t spell half this sh*t) and please consider donating to a worthy cause.