• The sitcom Full House turned 25. The entire cast reunited. [John Stamos Facebook]
• If you are going to be racist, you should learn how to spell. [Huffington Post]
• Louis C.K. will help release Tig Notaro’s “I Have Cancer” set. [Team Coco]
• What are you going to do with your Emmy? Tom Hanks has the right idea. [College Humor]
• Would you be able to call Sam Kinison if he gave you his number? [Twitter]

IN STORES
CatDog: Season Two, Part 2 [DVD]
George Lopez: It’s Not Me, It’s You
Family Guy: Volume Ten [DVD]
Key & Peele: Season One [Blu-ray]
Key & Peele: Season One [DVD]
Klown [Blu-ray]
Myq Kaplan and Micah Sherman: Please Be Seated [CD]
Paul Rodriguez: Just for the Record [DVD]
Portlandia Season 1 and 2 pack [DVD]
Portlandia: Season 2 [Blu-ray]
Rescue Me: The Complete Series [DVD]
Richard Pryor Triple Feature Collection [DVD]
The Carol Burnett Show: Carol’s Favorites [DVD]
Triple Feature: My Baby’s Daddy / Held Up / Cookout [DVD]

ON TELEVISION
Monday, September 24th
Jordan Peele on Conan
Steve Martin on Late Show with David Letterman
David Spade on The Tonight Show
Artie Lange on Last Call with Carson Daly
Bobby Lee, Ingrid Haas, Jo Koy on Chelsea Lately
How I Met Your Mother season premiere on CBS
Partners season premiere on CBS
2 Broke Girls season premiere on CBS
Mike & Molly season premiere on CBS

Tuesday, September 25th
Bill Burr on Conan
Mary Lynn Rajskub, Loni Love, Rob Delaney on Chelsea Lately
Jerry Seinfeld on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Seth MacFarlane on The Tonight Show
Tosh.0 season premiere on Comedy Central
Brickleberry series premiere on Comedy Central
The Mindy Project series premiere on FOX
Ben & Kate series premiere on FOX

Wednesday, September 26th
Jeff Wild, Heather McDonald, Ross Mathews on Chelsea Lately
Ricky Gervais on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
The Neighbors series premiere on ABC
Modern Family season premiere on ABC

Thursday, September 27th
Brody Stevens, Sarah Colonna, Brad Wollack on Chelsea Lately
Lisa Lampanelli on The Tonight Show
Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Thursday on NBC
South Park season premiere on Comedy Central

Friday, September 28th
Chris Franjola, Arden Myrin, Matt Braunger on Chelsea Lately

Saturday, September 29th
Demetri Martin Standup Comedian premieres on Comedy Central
Daniel Craig (host) Muse (musical guest) on Saturday Night Live

Sunday, September 30th
The Simpsons season premiere on FOX